Monday, September 30, 2019

Misters October 2019

MLB's regular season has ended, but my work here goes on. Let's take a look and see which of my MLBoyfriends made it to the postseason this year.

The Milwaukee Brewers



Yelich actually won't be playing in the postseason, but, despite his injury,
he just won the NL Batting Title. He definitely deserves credit for helping
the Brewers win a wild card spot.

The Washington Nationals







The St. Louis Cardinals







The Houston Astros




The Los Angeles Dodgers








The New York Yankees







And finally, it's not surprising that my hometown team has the most MLBoyfriends of the year. Here they are....

The Minnesota Twins



Due to injury, Buxton will not be playing in the postseason;
however, he's such a favorite of mine, I still had to include him.








If you haven't seen this amazing catch Rosario made last week,
go check it out here.

SPECIAL POSTSEASON BONUS
Although, I haven't chose Brian Dozier as my MLBoyfriend this year (it's been two years since he won the title), I couldn't pass up the chance to give him a shout out this week. I kind of hate the pre‐planned locker room celebrations. They are just so generic. However, when the Nationals clinched a wild card spot, Brian Dozier found a way to kick things up several notches, and I really appreciate it.



Check out the video of his celebration--complete with twerking--in this tweet:


Congratulations to all my MLBoyfriends going into the postseason! I look forward to seeing you all on the field in the next month.

Monday, September 23, 2019

Week 26: Ryan LaMarre


The Twins have new player to help them finish out the season. Ryan LaMarre was actually on the Minnesota roster last year before he was traded to the White Sox, and now he's come back just in time to go to the postseason.


LaMarre didn't have a lot of plate appearances last week, but he did well with the ones he had. He went 3 for 8 with a .375 average and 1.194 OPS. He even had one home run which also gave him his only run and only RBI for the week.



However, none of that is the reason I'm choosing LaMarre as my MLBoyfriend today. The real reason is that I went to my last regular season home game at Target Field on Thursday, August 19, and got to see Ryan play in person. Here are a couple of photos I took of him at the plate.




First of all, I really appreciate that he's wearing the traditional pantaloons and stockings. I've made my peace with the fact that most players wear full-length pants on the field. But, I really love it when guys kick it old school.



Still, that's not even my favorite thing about LaMarre. He won my heart with his choice of walk-up music. Turn up the volume on this video I shot.



That's right, LaMarre chose "Bad At Love" by Halsey! I love that song. Plus, Halsey is openly bisexual and the lyrics of the song reflect that. I not saying LaMarre is sending some secret queer message with the song. It's just really cool of him to pick it.

Thursday, September 19, 2019

Week 25: Kris Bryant


Holy cow! Has it really been three years since Kris Bryant was named my MLBoyfriend the first and until today only time? That's just bonkers.



I mean, KB is very good at baseball, and he's very good looking. That's a combo I usually reward more often.


Am I the only one digging the tan lines?
Bryant also happens to wear #17 which is my favorite number. He should definitely get some bonus points for that.



Kris Bryant is half of my favorite baseball bromance: BRYZZO. The other half is three-time MLBoyfriend, Anthony Rizzo.



So, picking Bryant as my MLBoyfriend gives me an excuse to post this adorable video.




Speaking of stuff to post, do you have any idea how may GIFs there are of Kris Bryant being cute? A lot, that's how many. Here's a small sampling of what's out there.

Monday, September 9, 2019

Week 24: Christian Yelich


Sure, Christian Yelich had a very good week last week.  He had 4 runs, 2 home runs, 5 RBIs, a .381 average, 1.298 OPS, and 4 stolen bases too boot. He's also a strong contender to win the NL MVP Award again this season.


But if I'm being honest, the real reason Yelich is my MLBoyfriend this week is because I'm lazy. See, the ESPN Magazine Body Issue came out last week, and Christian Yelich got all naked for a photo shoot featured in it.


I look forward to the Body Issue every year for many reasons, but mostly because it makes this blog incredibly easy to "write".  Let's face it,  no one is reading this text anymore.



Although I'm a little mad at ESPN Magazine because last year they featured two MLB players, Dallas Keuchel and Yasiel Puig, in the Body Issue giving me two weeks of blog content instead of just one. Still, I ca't complain too much when they give me pictures like this:


Oh, and also video of how that picture was shot:


Congratulations, Christian Yelich! You are my MLBoyfriend of the week. I strongly encourage everyone to check out the rest of the ESPN Magazine Body Issue spread that won the title.

Monday, September 2, 2019

Week 23: Kolten Wong

Kolten Wong in literally my favorite baseball photo this week.
Kolten Wong is know for his excellent defense.


Check out this play he made earlier today.



Last week, Wong also put up some really big numbers on offense. He went 11 for 16 at the plate with 3 runs, 6 RBIs, a .688 batting average, and 2.049 OPS. He had 2 stolen bases to boot.



Wong hit "only" one home run last week which was his tenth of the season. This year, when everyone his hitting dingers left and right, it's easy to overlook a player like Wong who is having a very good year at the plate but isn't hitting tons of homers.


We here at MLBoyfriend pride ourselves on recognizing players that other might overlook. Especially when they look like Kolten Wong.