Jackson Churio & Garrett Mitchell

To celebrate the Milwaukee Brewers being the first National League team to clinch a playoff spot, I have chosen two of their players as my MLBoyfriends this week. (The Tampa Rays clinched before the Brewers, but I much prefer the Brew Crew to the Rays.)

Jackson Churio wins his second MLBoyfriend award of the season.

Churio had a .481 batting average and 1.332 with 3 doubles and 2 home runs. He scored 9 runs and batted in 8. He also had 2 stolen bases.

Garrett Mitchell hit the Brewers' first grand slam of the season in the game that secured the team's playoff spot. He ended the week with 2 home runs, 7 runs, 9 RBIs and 2 stolen bases. He had a .381 average and 1.149 OPS.

 

Congratulations, Jackson Churio! You are my MLBoyfriend of the week.

Congratulations, Garrett Mitchell! You are also my MLBoyfriend of the week.

Rafael Devers

Rafael Devers wins the MLBoyfriend title this week for two reasons.

First, Devers put up some very good stats last week. He scored 8 runs and had a .385 batting average and 1.669 OPS. He had the most home runs in Major League Baseball with 6 and the most RBIs with 13.

Second, Devers gives Cal Raleigh a run for his money for the Big Dumper title.

Congratulations, Rafael Devers! You are my MLBoyfriend of the week.

Cal Quantrill

Holy cow! It's late August, and I've only had one pitcher win the MLBoyfriend title this season--and pitching was only half of why Shohei Ohtani won in April. Cal Quantrill's 13 shut-out innings last week finally got a pitcher the title.

On Tuesday, August 18, Quantrill pitched 7 full innings giving up just 4 hits, 0 walks, and 0 earned runs. Then, in 6 full innings on Sunday, August 23, he gave up 6 hits, 0 walks (again!), and 0 earned runs. He ended the week with 2 wins, a 0.77 WHIP and 0.00 ERA.

Finally, Cal gets bonus points for being Canadian.

Congratulations, Cal Quantrill! You are my MLBoyfriend of the week.

Joshua Báez

Joshua Báez made a truly historic Major League debut on Saturday, August 15th. Baseball is famous, some might say infamous, for obscure statistics and records. I, myself, have sometimes awarded the MLBoyfriend title based on achievements that only a baseball nerd would really appreciate. What Báez did, however, any baseball fan--no matter how new or casual--can understand.

Báez hit 3 home runs in his first MLB game! No one has done that in the long, long history of Major League Baseball. And, as if that weren't enough, the 3 home runs came in his first 3 at-bats. Maybe most impressive of all, the first home run was on the first pitch he ever faced.

Báez only played in 2 games last week, so his number don't really have that much statistical meaning. Still, it's worth pointing out that he scored 4 runs and batted in 5--all from the 3 homers he hit in his first game. His .333 batting average and 1.733 OPS are also impressive given he went 0-for-5 in his second game.

Congratulations, Joshua Báez! You are my MLBoyfriend of the Week.

Twins Go Bananas

Banana Ball took over Target Field this weekend. I was a little sad that I wasn't able to attend a game going into the weekend. I was even sadder when I saw how many of my favorite former Twins showed up. It pretty much took over my Instagram feed over the weekend.

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The first (and only) inductee into The MLBoyfriend Hall of Fame, Joe Mauer threw out the first pitch.

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Brian Dozier, another past MLBoyfriend also showed up. Unfortunately, he struck out, but the fans still loved him.

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Trevor May fared much better, pitching a 1-2-3 inning. I was surprised that May had never been an MLBoyfriend since he had several good years with the Twins--but very few relief pitchers have won the award. I do recommend his YouTube channel for those interested in a behind-the-scenes look at Major League Baseball.

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Justin Morneau retired just as MLBoyfriend was starting up. The 2006 American League MVP and four-time All-Star certainly would have been an MLBoyfriend if the blog had started earlier.

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Last, but far from least, Tony Oliva made an appearance! Seeing one of my Mom's favorite players walk into the field brought back great childhood memories. The 88 year-old Hall of Famer didn't play, but it looks like he did provide a bit of coaching.

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Baseball purists pooh-pooh Banana Ball, but the final game at Target Field had a pretty exciting ending.

Ceddanne Rafaela

Ceddanne Rafaela won the American League Player of the Week honor today. He had a .419 batting average and 1.387 OPS with 5 home runs. He scored 7 runs and batted in 11.

What's most impressive is that Rafaela racked up a lot of those numbers--including 4 of the home runs--against the Los Angeles Dodgers, arguably the best team in baseball. 

Fun fact: Ceddanne Chipper Nicasio Marte Rafaela's mother gave him his first middle name (second name?) "Chipper" because she was a fan of Chipper Jones. Here's hoping Ceddanne takes after Chipper in terms of baseball talent but not in political views.

Congratulations, Ceddanne Rafaela! You are my MLBoyfriend of the Week.

CJ Abrams

CJ Abrams got a taste of appearing on MLBoyfriend last week when I included him in the All-Star Game Red Carpet coverage. That clearly lit a fire under him to win his first MLBoyfriend title.

Abrams went 15-for-26 at the plate last week giving him a .577 batting average--the highest in Major League Baseball. The 6 home runs he hit--the most in the MLB--contributied to his whopping 1.939 OPS. He had 12 RBIs--the most in MLB. Speaking of RBIs, Abrams has 82 for the season--(say it with me) the most in the MLB.

Congratulations CJ Abrams! You are my MLBoyfriend of the Week.

PS: Shout out to MLBoyfriend favorites, Mookie Betts and Kiké Hernández! The two of them decided to skip the White House celebration of the Los Angeles Dodgers' 2025 World Series win. They gave non-political excuses, but we all know who they were shunning.