Sunday, May 10, 2020

Mom's MLBoyfriend


My mother, Jane, passed away just a couple of weeks before the MLB season was supposed to begin. This Mothers Day, I'm missing her terribly, and I don't have her beloved sport of baseball to keep me company. So, in her honor, I'm crowning her all-time MLBoyfriend.

First, let's give some honorable mentions to some worthy candidates for the title of Mom's MLBoyfriend.

Minnesota Classic: Tony Oliva



Mom was born and raised in Minnesota. Although she moved (all the way to Iowa!) well before the MLB franchise came to the state, she always had a soft spot for the Twins. Growing up, I heard a lot about great Minnesota players including Rod Carew, Harmon Killebrew, and, Tony Oliva. Later, I was a little surprised to discover that Oliva is not a household name even among serious baseball fans.


Oliva played all 15 years of his career with the Twins, and for eight of them, he was one of the best hitters in baseball. He was the 1964 American League Rookie of the Year, won 4 AL batting titles, went to 8 All-Star Games, and ended up with some very respectable career stats, Oliva remains Twins royalty. Last year, at age 80, he went on a road trip with the team as a special bench coach.


The Pretty Boys: Trevor Plouffe & Eric Hosmer


Plouffe & Hosmer
Mom appreciated talented players, but she also liked a little eye candy on the field--the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. For example, Trevor Plouffe was a good player who had a few solid years with Minnesota....


....However, it wasn't his numbers that made him Mom's favorite Twins player in the early 2010s.



Mom started watching most of the Kansas City's games because that's the team the local sports channel carried. Eric Hosmer quickly became her favorite of the Royals. He had good stats...


....But he gave really good face.



I named Hosmer as my MLBoyfriend a few years ago, and I strongly urge you to read that post to find out how Mom revealed her crush on him to me in the funniest emails I've ever received from anyone. Seriously, click here and check it out. 


The Slugger: David Ortiz


Mom and Dad co-owned a team in our family fantasy baseball league. She was mostly a silent partner, but she insisted that they draft David Ortiz every season he played. Even though many of us (including Dad) doubted the choice thinking he was bound to go into decline. Mom knew what she was doing though. He was an excellent hitter right up to the end of his career.


Mom was quick to remind you that she spotted Ortiz early--his rookie year when he was playing as "David Arias" in Minnesota. She never really forgave the Twins for trading him.


Mom's #1 MLBoyfriend: Roberto Clemente


I emailed my siblings asking for suggestions for a list of Mom's favorite baseball players. My brother John replied, "Doesn't that list begin and end with Roberto Clemente?"



Roberto Clemente was one of the greatest players ever to play baseball. 

I'm not going to go through all the stats, but here a a few highlights from his amazing 18-year career with the Pittsburgh Pirates.
  • 15 All-Star Games (Mom saw him live in the 1965 ASG),
  • 12 Golden Gloves,
  • 4 time winner of the National League batting title,
  • 1966 National League Most Valuable Player,
  • 1971 World Series Most Valuable Player, and,
  • Most famously, the 11th MLB player ever to reach 3,000 hits.
Clemente was the first Latino inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame.


More importantly, Roberto Clemente was one of the greatest people ever to play baseball. His biggest legacies are his advocacy for civil rights and his humanitarian work. He literally died serving others. He was on his way to deliver relief supplies to Nicaragua after a devastating earthquake when the small plane he was on crashed into the ocean.

Roberto Clemente holding a baseball clinic for low-income
children in Puerto Rico.
MLB's Roberto Clemente Award is given to the player who "best represents the game of baseball through extraordinary character, community involvement, philanthropy and positive contributions, both on and off the field".

If you want to know more about why Roberto Clemente was a hero both on and off the baseball field, check out this short video that pieces together clips from a variety of sources. (Thankfully, someone else has risked copyright infringement, so I didn't have to.)



An incredibly talented baseball player who fights for social and economic justice was totally Mom's perfect man. Apologies to her husband of 63 years, my father, but even he would tell you that Roberto Clemente was her all-time favorite. I know it's trivial compared to everything else, but it certainly didn't hurt that he was really handsome.


Congratulation, Roberto Clemente! You were Jane Hogan's All-Time #1 MLBoyfriend. Certainly, this must rank as one of the greatest honors of your career.


Tuesday, November 19, 2019

2019 MLBoyfriend Of The Year & Award Winners


For the first time, I'm naming an MLBoyfriend of the Year. And the winner is... Minnesota Twins Manager, Rocco Baldelli.



You may be surprised that the winner is not one of my MLBoyfriends of the week from this season or even a player. I had been looking for a chance to name Baldelli my MLBoyfriend all season. From the start, it was clear the rookie manager had made a huge impact on the Twins. Baldelli led the Twins through an amazing season with his supportive "millenial" style. He deservedly won the American League Manager of the Year award.


The icing on the cake is that Rocco Baldelli is a stone cold fox. His eyes alone could have won him the MLBoyfriend of the Year award.


It was a great night at Target Field when I got Rocco's baseball card as the give-away.


Rocco Baldelli is also, apparently, a good guy. Being nice to kids is a great way to earn points in my book.


Congratulations, Rocco Baldelli! You my MLBoyfriend of the Year. I couldn't be happier with my selection for the first winner of this prestigious award.



Several of my 2019 MLBoyfriends won MLB awards. Let's close out the year by taking one last look at those winners.

Pete Alonso*: National League Rookie of the Year


José Altuve: American League Conference Series MVP



Cody Bellinger: National League MVP; NL Golden Glove, Right Field


Nelson Cruz: AL Silver Slugger, Designated Hitter


Howie Kendrick: National League Conference Series MVP


Anthony Rendon: NL Silver Slugger, 3rd Base


Kolten Wong: NL Golden Glove, 2nd Base


Christian Yelich: NL Hank Aaron Award; NL Silver Slugger, Outfield


Congratulations to the MLB award winners and all my MLBoyfriends. Thanks for another great season. See you in 2020.

*Okay, technically, Pete Alonso was never my MLBoyfriend this season; however, I did have a lot of very nice things to say about him in my All-Star Break post. Also, I couldn't pass up the chance to post about Pete Alonso participating in my favorite new celebration in baseball, players losing their shirts after a walk-off. This video seems like the perfect way to end my last post of 2019.

Thursday, October 31, 2019

World Series: Juan Soto


I had pretty much chosen Juan Soto as my MLBoyfriend for the World Series after his incredible performance in Game 1.



Sure, other players for the Washington Nationals caught my eye...

I certainly had to consider World Series MVP Stephen Strasburg.


Adam Eaton had a great series and is quite the zaddy to boot.


Speaking of zaddies, a MLBoyfriend winner from earlier this postseason, Howie Kendrick, hit what would turn out to be the World Series winning home run.


I've had my eye on Anthony Rendon since the second week of the season when I chose him to be my MLBoyfriend even though the scrappy Washington Nationals were not playing like a championship team early in the season.



It's been a couple of years since Ryan Zimmerman has been my MLBoyfriend. He has a lot going for him: he's been with the Nationals from the very start; he hit the most symbolically important home run of the series; and he looks like this in uniform...



Of course, I alway super happy to see Sean Doolittle, former MLBoyfriend, the stalwart of the Nationals bullpen, big LGBTQ+ ally, and hot nerd.



Finally, there was long-time MLBoyfriend favorite Max Scherzer. Just days after barely being able to move his throwing arm, Scherzer gutted it out for five innings in final game



So many worth contenders, but none of them shook me from my initial pick, Juan Soto.




Tuesday, October 22, 2019

Postseason, Week 3: José Altuve


José Altuve might be the obvious choice for my MLBoyfriend this week, but still, he's the right  one. The American League Conference Series MVP and two-time MLBoyfriend was a powerhouse and a joy to watch in the series.



Altuve hit .348 in the ALCS, with three RBIs and two home runs. It was the second of those home runs--the one the won the series for the Houston Astros--that clinched his status as the MVP. His teammates were literally jumping for joy as he rounded the bases.



Speaking of his the Astros home-run celebration, Altuve kept his teammates from ripping off his jersey, a recent MLB "tradition" that I wholly support. He ended up rounding third in this adorable manner:




Monday, October 14, 2019

Postseason, Week 2: Howie Kendrick


The Washington Nationals weren't even supposed to make it to the postseason much less defeat the dominant Los Angeles Dodgers in the the National League Division Series. Yet, they did both. And there's no better representative of their improbable journey than Howie Kendrick.


This headline tells the story: Howie Kendrick goes from postseason zero to hero for the Washington Nationals with one swing. To say Kendrick's postseason had been lackluster would be an understatement. He made some key mistakes. Then, in gam5 of a tied series, he did this in the 10th inning:



That's right, a grand slam. In this picture, you can see that Kendrick's grand slam had on of his teammates literally jumping for joy.


Howie Kendrick is 36 years old and a 14-year veteran of Major League Baseball. He said in an interview after the game that it was "probably the best moment" of his career. There's no "probably" about it; this is how Kendrick will be remembered in baseball history.