Friday, October 20, 2017

National League Pennant Winner: Justin Turner


I waited until the NLCS was over to make it official, but Justin Turner became the clear front runner to be my MLBoyfriend with his walk off homer in game two. Perhaps the only thing Snoop Dogg and I have in common is that we both took notice of Turner after that dinger. (You shouldn't need this warning, but just in case... Snoop's video is VERY NSFW.)

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I'm very fond of the Cubs, but I was rooting for the Dodgers to go the World Series. Looking back, it's kind of shocking that Justin Turner is my first Dodger MLBoyfriend given what a great season they've had.


Today, Justin Turner was named the NLCS MVP, but he's sharing that honor with Chris Taylor.


Chris Taylor certainly deserves the MVP award and his smile is MLBoyfriend worthy. However, I opted not to do a shared MLBoyfriend title this week. If I'm being totally honest, it was Justin Turner's hair and beard that gave him the edge on winning the title alone.

Tuesday, October 3, 2017

Misters October 2017

The regular season may be over, but many of my 2017 MLBoyfriends are still playing baseball. Here are my picks that made it to the postseason.

Week 1: Miguel Sano
Get ready to see a lot of Twins in this post.


Week 3: Bryce Harper
Bryce and his famous hair return to the playoffs.



Week 5: Ryan Zimmerman
It's always a pleasure to see Ryan at the plate.



Week 7: J.D. Martinez
Ditto for J.D.--although I could do without the hideous Diamondbacks uniform.
UPDATE 3/26/19: I wrote this before J.D. Martinez posted something very problematic on social media that is in direct opposition to my values. He has a right to express political opinions, but words have consequences. In this case the consequence is that I no longer think he's hot--in fact, he's the opposite of hot. NRA propaganda is deal breaker for me.



Week 8: Ervin Santana
It was still only May, and I already picked my second Minnesota player.



Week 10 and Week 14: Aaron Judge
Considering the season he's had and that he's a Yankee, it's kind of surprising I only named Aaron my MLBoyfriend twice this year.


Week 14: George Springer
This year, I will make an exception to my rule of always rooting against teams from Texas. #HoustonStrong



Week 16: Nolan Arenado
Everything seems to be in order here.



Week 19: Brian Dozier & Week 21: Byron Buxton
It just makes sense that I would take notice of Twins players. I do live in Minnesota after all. Plus, the Twins are pretty adorable.



Week 22: Anthony Rizzo
Speaking of adorable...



Week 23: Didi Gregorius
Didi proving, once again, that the Yankee pinstripes are the best sports uniform ever.



Week 24: The Minnesota Twins September 12 Starting Line Up
Then, there was that time I picked nine Twins to be my MLBoyfriend in one week. What can I say? They had a great game. Minnie and Paul did this a lot that night.


Week 25: José Quintana
Do the Cubs have the best smiles in baseball? I think so. (See also Anthony Rizzo above.)



CONGRATS TO ALL MY MLBOYFRIENDS WHO HAVE MADE IT TO THE PLAYOFFS!Unfortunately, some of them won't make it far into the postseason. Either the Yankees or the Twins will be eliminated right away in the one-game American League Wild Card Playoff--which is sort of breaking my heart. Still, it's something special to play baseball in October.

Monday, October 2, 2017

Week 26: Bruce Maxwell


Bruce Maxwell is the first and only Major League Baseball player to take a knee during the National Anthem. For the past week, Maxwell has been making a thoughtful, powerful statement for racial justice. I'm going to add to the support he got at home games in Oakland, by making him my final MLBoyfriend of the regular season.

"The point of my kneeling is not to disrespect our military, it's not to disrespect our Constitution, it's not to disrespect this country. ... My hand over my heart symbolizes the fact that I am and I'll forever be an American citizen, and I'm more than grateful to be here. But my kneeling is what is getting the attention because I'm kneeling for the people that don't have a voice." --Bruce Maxell

I'd also like to give a shout out to Maxwell's teammates, especially Mark Canha, for standing behind him both literally and figuratively.


This is point in the post where I usually say "Congratulations" to my new MLBoyfriend, but this week I'm going to do say something else because some things are much more important than baseball stats.

THANK YOU, BRUCE MAXWELL! 

Monday, September 25, 2017

Week 25: José Quintana


Sometimes, it just takes one excellent game to catch my eye. José Quintana had an excellent game yesterday and became my MLBoyfriend of the week. On Sunday, September 24, he threw a complete game and a shut out.


In nine full innings on the road against the Milwaukee Brewers, the Chicago Cubs pitcher struck out ten batters, gave up no runs, and threw for just three hits and one walk. Including his as-low-as-it-can-get ERA off 0.00 from that game, Quintana has an impressive 1.63 ERA in his four starts in the month of September.



Monday, September 18, 2017

Week 24: The Minnesota Twins September 12th Starting Line Up

Eddie Rosario and Byron Buxton, 2 of my 9 MLBoyfriends,
celebrate at home plate on September 12th.

I made one last trip to Target Field before the season ends. Last Tuesday was a beautiful, warm evening in the Twin Cities, and it turned out to be a great night for Minnesota baseball--I'm not just talking about the weather. The Twins shut out the San Diego Padres 16-0. They had a whopping eighteen hits in the game and seven home runs--the most homers the Twins have hit in a game this season, and the most that have been hit by a single team at Target Field in the seven seasons it has been open. By the way, the Twins had another first in that game: they are the first team to hit one home run in each of the first seven innings of a game in the history of Major League Baseball.

I knew I would end up choosing a Twin for my MLBoyfriend this week. But which one? They all played so well. Then, I remembered that it's my blog, so I can change "the rules". This week, for the second week in a row, I have multiple MLBoyfriends. It's not just two this time but nine. Yes, the entire Twins starting line up from September 12th have won the coveted title.

1. Brian Dozier, Second Base



Brian Dozier it the first homer in Minnesota's first at bat of the game. My Week 19 MLBoyfriend went three for four in the game. In addition to his home run, he hit a triple and a single making him just a double short of a cycle.

2. Joe Mauer, First Base


Joe Mauer had a good game on Tuesday with one hit, one run and two RBIs; however, he did not deserve the celebration in this photo. But that's okay. While all the other pictures in this post are from the September 12th, I couldn't find a good one of Mauer in that game (which is sort of strange considering how photogenic the former MLBoyfriend is). So, I cheated and used this adorable picture from May 5th when he hit the first walk-off home run of his fourteen year career.

3. Jorge Polanco, Shortstop



Jorge Polanco got his only hit of the game in the second inning but it was a doozy--a two run homer.

4. Eduardo Escobar, Third Base



Eduardo Escobar was another Twin whose only hit was a home run. I guess if you're going to go one for four with two strike outs, that's the best way to do it.

5. Byron Buxton, Center Field



Unfortunately, my Week 21 MLBoyfriend, Byron Buxton did not hit a home run during the game. He did have a hit and scored a run. He also made a great catch in center field, but that seems to happen at least once a game with him.

6. Eddie Rosario, Right Field



Eddie Rosario had an excellent game going two for five with two hits, two runs and two RBIs. His solo homer came in the sixth inning.

7. Robbie Grossman, Designated Hitter



Robbie Grossman went two for five in the game scoring two runs. Also, he's pretty.

8. Jason Castro, Catcher



If I had to choose just on MLBoyfriend from the game, it would have been Jason Castro. He was the only Twin to hit two home runs that night. He had three hits, three runs and four RBIs.

9. Ehire Adrianza, Left Field



I almost feel bad for Ehire Adrianza. In any other game, his two hits, two runs and one RBI would be considered an excellent showing for the last batter in the lineup. His effort my have been overshadowed by the fireworks of his teammates, and the literal fireworks at Target Field, but I noticed and he totally deserves to share the glory of the win and of being my MLBoyfriend.

Congratulations to all nine of my MLBoyfriends this week! Brian, Joe, Jorge, Eduardo, Byron, Eddie, Robbie, Jason & Ehire, thanks for showing me such a good time at Target Field last Tuesday. By the way, this was my view of the game--an excellent one for watching those home runs fly over the wall.


PS: Honorable mention goes to Kennys Vargas who took over for Joe Mauer late in the game. Vargas hit the last of the Twins' seven home runs--a three run dinger in the seventh inning.

Monday, September 11, 2017

Week 23: Didi Gregorius & Jose Reyes

When I moved to New York City, many people assumed I was a fair-weather Yankees fan. I've actually been a Yankees fan all my life because my father, who was born and raised in Iowa, is one. However, unlike many fans of the Bronx Bombers, I don't hate on the team in Queens. In fact, I have a soft spot in my heart for the New York Mets. I was clearly going to pick a New York player as my MLBoyfriend today, and it came down to either Didi Gregorius from the the Yankees of Jose Reyes from the Mets. Then, I decided since it's my blog, I can change the rules and, for the first time, choose two New York City players to be my MLBoyfriends of the week.


Didi Gregorius had a .385 batting average and 1.138 OPS last week with two home runs, six runs and ten RBIs. He ended the week strong going four-for-four with four RBIs on Sunday.


Gregorius is a great all-around player and his fielding in the key position of short stop has been excellent all season.


Jose Reyes had a very good week at the plate. He had a .296 batting average and 1.033 OPS with three home runs, six runs, nine RBIs and two stolen bases.


Reyes also ended the week on a high note going two-for-five in Sunday's game with one run scored, two RBIs and a stolen base.


SO....

Congratulations, Didi Gregorius! You are my MLBoyfriend of the week. You deserve a hug.


Congratulations, Jose Reyes! You are also my MLBoyfriend of the week. FYI: This picture sealed the deal for you.

Monday, September 4, 2017

Week 22: Anthony Rizzo


Anthony Rizzo certainly had an MLBoyfriend worthy week on the field. He had a .385 batting average and a 1.203 with one home run, eight RBIs and nine runs.


Cubs fans are very happy with Rizzo's late season surge as they are in a battle for a postseason slot.


However, it wasn't all about what happened on the baseball diamond last week. Anthony Rizzo won the title of my MLBoyfriend when his foundation donated $3.5 million to Lurie Children's Hospital.


Rizzo, who was treated at Lurie when he was diagnosed with Hodgkins-Lymphoma ten years ago when he was eighteen, got emotional when presenting the donation.