Monday, September 24, 2018

Week 26: Tyler O'Neill


This should be the most exciting time in baseball with lots of teams fighting to get into the postseason. Unfortunately, there aren't that many exciting races this year. That's why it's fun to watch teams that are in the hunt for one of the few spots left open. The St. Louis Cardinals are one of those teams and they have been having a great run. On Saturday, September 22, Tyler O'Neill gave the Cards a much needed win with a walk-off home run, and it is a joy to watch.



Wait a minute. Is O'Neill shirtless at the end of that clip? I believe he was. Is there a better look at what happened? Why, yes, there is.


How does O'Neill feel about having his jersey and undershirt ripped off by his teammates? Fortunately, at least two news outlets thought to interview him about just that after the game. And, they both included more footage of the event.





Anyone who follows this blog knows that O'Neill gets bonus points for being Canadian. He gets double bonus points for having a father who named Mr. Canada.

Tuesday, September 18, 2018

Week 25: Trevor Williams


To be honest, I had never heard of this week's MLBoyfriend before Saturday. My fantasy baseball team was in a tight race in the first round of post-season play. I needed to pull off a win to go to the leagues championship round. My only hope of pulling off a win was to have a lot of great pitching on Sunday, September 17. I only had one pitcher scheduled to start--so I picked up two more. All three of them had great outings and took my team to the finals. I could have chosen Luis Castillo or Mike Minor, but Trevor Williams had an even better game than they did--so he wins the prize.


In six complete innings, Williams struck out seven batters and gave up just two hits, two walks and no earned runs. He ended the game with a 0.67 WHIP, a 0.00 ERA, a quality start and a win.



It's a little embarrassing that I'd never heard of Williams before. He's been excellent in the second half of the season.

Tuesday, September 11, 2018

Week 24: Trevor Story


Hey, Trevor Story. It's been a minute.


Trevor Story was the first ever MLBoyfriend, and it was high time for for him to win the title again. In honor of his return, I'm going to kick it old school and keep the text to a minimum and include lots of pictures.


Last week, Trevor Story had a decent .292 average and a very good 1.237 OPS. He had five runs and nine RBIs--also very respectable for one week.


The big news was that Story had five home runs last week. Three of those were in one game on Wednesday, September 5. One of those three was a monster 505 foot blast--the longest homer since Statcast started measuring them in 2015.


Oh yeah, Story also had three stolen bases--and I feel like I don't talk about stolen bases enough here at MLBoyfriend.

Monday, September 3, 2018

Week 23: Alex Bregman


In the midst of a very good season, Alex Bregman had a very, very good week. He had six runs, three home runs, nine RBIs, a .444 batting average, and a 1.389 OPS.


Bregman was named the MVP at the 2018 All-Star Game, and now there's talk of him being a strong dark horse candidate for the 2018 American League MVP.


However, it's not just what Bregman does on the field that caught my eye. How he celebrates in the dugout is pretty great. After getting high-fives from his teammates, Bregman looks right into the camera and gives his best Blue Steel. This has become know as the "Bregman Stare".


Recently, Alex and the rest of the Houston Astros have taken the Bregman Stare to a whole new level.

Monday, August 27, 2018

Week 22: Clayton Kershaw


It's kind of shocking that I'm twenty-two weeks into the third season of MLBoyfriend and Clayton Kershaw is winning the title for the first time. He is, after all, one of the best pitchers in the MLB. And then there's this:


Kershaw certainly has been very good on the mound recently. On Sunday, August 19, he scored his 150th career win. In that game, he pitched seven full innings and gave up just one run for a 1.29 ERA and his WHIP was a very impressive 0.71 with four hits and one walk and seven strikeouts.


Then, on Saturday, August 26, Kershaw had his second quality start of the week. In eight full innings he gave up seven hits and zero walks (0.80 WHIP) with nine strikeouts. Three runs were scored against him (1.80 ERA) in that game.


So, for the week Kershaw had a 1.80 ERA, 0.80 WHIP, sixteen strikeouts, two quality starts, and one win. However, the real reason I chose Kershaw this week was not for his stats on the field--impressive as they may be. It was because he got his hipster groove on and played ping pong.


Clayton Kershaw hosted is annual Ping-Pong for a Purpose benefit at Dodger Stadium on Thursday, August 23. The event raises funds for a variety of charities most notably the International Justice Mission which works to end all forms of slavery around the world.

Monday, August 20, 2018

Week 21: Ronald Acuña Jr.


Ronald Acuña Jr. has been on my radar for much of the season. This is the week Atlanta's likely National League Rookie of the Year is finally my MLBoyfriend.



Acuña had eleven runs, four home runs, nine RBIs, three stolen base, a .464 average, and 1.523 OPS last week. He had an amazing home run streak that ended on Tuesday, August 14. He hit homers in five consecutive game and--even more impressively--he hit lead-off home runs in three consecutive games. Speaking of his Rookie of the Year possibilities, at the age of just 20, Acuña is the youngest player to hit home runs in five consecutive games in over a hundred years and the youngest ever to  hit three lead-off home runs.




Monday, August 13, 2018

Week 20: The J.D. Martinez & Mookie Betts Bromance

UPDATE 3/26/19: I wrote this before J.D. Martinez posted something very problematic on social media that is in direct opposition to my values. He has a right to express political opinions, but words have consequences. In this case the consequence is that I no longer think he's hot--in fact, he's the opposite of hot. NRA propaganda is deal breaker for me.


According  to the (admittedly problematic) ESPN Player Rater, the top two players in fantasy baseball last week were #1. Mookie Betts and #2. J.D. Martinez--both of the Boston Red Sox. Both are also former MLBoyfriends. Betts won the title earlier this season; Martinez was crowned last season. I couldn't decide who was more worthy of a respeat, so I decided to go with the rare tie.


Mookie Betts put up some amazing stats last week. He had ten runs, one home run, five RBIs, two stolen bases,  a .448 batting average, and 1.418 OPS.


The highlight of this great week was clearly Thursday, August 9. Mookie Betts accomplished the rare feat of hitting for the cycle. He hit a single, a double, a triple and a home run in one game which is a glorious thing to watch even if it was for the hateful Red Sox.



Betts did all this while remaining his usual adorable self.


So it seems that Mookie Betts should have this week's MLBoyfriend in the bag. However, there's a strong case to be made for J.D. Martinez...


Last week, Martinez had seven runs, four home runs, eleven RBIs, a .464 average, and 1.603 OPS. 

For those keeping track, Martinez actually had more home runs and RBIs than Betts as well as a higher batting average and OPS. So why does Betts rank higher on the Player Rater? It was almost certainly Betts' two stolen bases (which system probably weights too heavily) that made the difference. Martinez arguably had the better week.


Martinez has something else going for him: He's on my fantasy baseball team, the Lake Washington Gillygoofangs. I clearly pay more attention to and place more value on his performance.


Also, I have a confession to make. I feel bad that I did not name J.D. Martinez my MLBoyfriend the week he hit four home runs in one game last year. If hitting for the cycle is the batting equivalent of pitching a no-hitter, then hitting four home runs in one game is pitching perfect game. Only eighteen players have done it in major league baseball history. Martinez is the last one to do on September 4, 2017. (Ironically, that week, I had the first ever co-winners of the MLBoyfriend title.)



Martinez also give Betts a run for his money in the cute department.


There are currently many articles and blog posts pitting Mookie Betts against J.D. Martinez in the race for American League MVP. I'm not going to fall into that trap. First, it seems strange to describe teammates as rivals especially when they consistent act as a fantastic duo on the field.


Also, as I mentioned in my post about Betts, they have a legit friendship. Who am I to split up such a fine bromance?

Click here to see a video of Martinez and Betts taking a friendship quiz.
And so, this week, we have the extremely rare tie in baseball.

Congratulations Mookie Betts & J.D. Martinez! You are my Co-MLBoyfriends of the week!