Week 8: Adolis García

I'll keep this short and sweet. Adolis García is clearly my MLBoyfriend of the week. No contest.

When you have stats like these:

• .286 batting average,
• 1.060 OPS,
• 4 home runs,
• 10 RBIs,
• 5 runs, and the icing on the cake,
• 2 stolen bases.

And, you look like this:

I really have no choice but to give you the title. The only real surprise is that García has never won it before.

Congratulations, Adolis García! You are my MLBoyfriend of the week. Welcome to the club.