Monday, July 25, 2016

Week 16: José Altuve

José Altuve hit two home runs and had six RBIs yesterday, which was the perfect end to a great week in which he had an amazing .560 batting average and equally impressive 1.513 OPS.


The ESPN Player Rater currently has him rated as the most valuable player in fantasy baseball this season. While that is not necessary a perfect metric it is a pretty good one. In any case, it's undeniable that Altuve is "coming up big in every way" for the Houston Astros. His performance this season has definitely put him on the MVP list.


On June 25th, Altuve almost hit for the cycle, but he tripped on his own helmet rounding second trying for his triple. He had to settle for just a single, a home run and two doubles in one game. He was a good sport about it and was already laughing it off when he went back on his belly to tag second.



He probably gets tired of people bringing it up, but it's impossible to talk about José Altuve without mentioning that he is tied for the title shortest active MLB player--oddly enough he is tied with his Astros teammate, Tony Kemp. Altuve's height is officially listed as 5'6", but if you Google "jose altuve height," 5'5" pops up at the top of the search page. I've seen Altuve play in person, and it is striking to see him next to other players. Here he is next to David Ortiz. (To be fair, Ortiz isn't called "Big Papi" for nothing, but still.)


Altuve's short stature makes his hitting prowess more impressive, and it is no impediment to him becoming my MLBoyfriend. If anything, his height is a point in his favor.


Another factor in his favor: Altuve, like two of my previous MLBoyfriends, Josh Donaldson and Trevor Story, has a tendency to stick out  his tongue on the field--which apparently helps you win the title.


Finally, this video sealed the deal for José Altuve.



Congratulations, José Altuve--your skill at the plate and on field as well as your all-around adorableness have made you my sweet 16th MLBoyfriend. How could I resist a power slugger with this face?


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